🎉 Welcome to HUM RACES! 🎉

Tiny. Clueless. Desperate for a MUG.
Meet the HUMs – your new favorite bunch of running disasters.

They have no brains.
They have no strategy.
They just run.
Into walls. Onto escalators. Over each other.
Sometimes they find the finish line. Sometimes they find the water cooler.
And you?
You just bet, watch, and believe in miracles.

What is this?

• It's an idle racing/betting simulator.
• It's dumb and glorious.
• You can't control anyone. (Seriously. Don't even try.)
• Pick a favorite, grab a snack, and watch the madness unfold.

Why?

Because sometimes you just want to watch tiny idiots trip over each other and yell "GO GO GO!" at your screen.

🎬 Launch the chaos. Pick your HUM. Pray for glory.
🥤 First one to the MUG wins!

(thx @snakesandrews on twitter and their horse race for inspirations!)

What's Next?

• Official factory-fresh race maps
  
• Tournaments, leagues, scandals
• Send gifts to your HUMs (hats?? socks?? love letters?? — no guarantee they’ll even notice.)
• Build your own insane tracks [semidone]
• Place very serious bets (YO!) [semidone]